In the last week

I’ve gotten good at a machete


like real good

So what if my learning curve involved catching one in the face?


I survived.  I survived a machete to the face, and then I got reeeeeeal good with one.


like I just took a (weak-ass) chainsaw to the backyard, and had to switch to a machete


I’ve shovelled and tilled the entire yard


thrown the refuse out


planted grass seed


….I’ve always been the sort to hate lawn-culture.   It’s not ideal.

But compared to the state of it that once was?

Yeah, I’m proud


You can walk without rhythm, and it won’t attract the worm.


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