In the last week
I’ve gotten good at a machete
like real good
So what if my learning curve involved catching one in the face?
I survived. I survived a machete to the face, and then I got reeeeeeal good with one.
like I just took a (weak-ass) chainsaw to the backyard, and had to switch to a machete
I’ve shovelled and tilled the entire yard
thrown the refuse out
planted grass seed
….I’ve always been the sort to hate lawn-culture. It’s not ideal.
But compared to the state of it that once was?
Yeah, I’m proud
You can walk without rhythm, and it won’t attract the worm.