Eric is the Best

In the last week

I’ve gotten good at a machete

 

like real good

So what if my learning curve involved catching one in the face?

 

I survived.  I survived a machete to the face, and then I got reeeeeeal good with one.

 

like I just took a (weak-ass) chainsaw to the backyard, and had to switch to a machete

 

I’ve shovelled and tilled the entire yard

 

thrown the refuse out

 

planted grass seed

 

….I’ve always been the sort to hate lawn-culture.   It’s not ideal.

But compared to the state of it that once was?

Yeah, I’m proud

 

You can walk without rhythm, and it won’t attract the worm.